Don't wear a whole bird on your head.

Don't wear a bird in your hair. We don't like rats nest in our hair why would we want a bird nest?

And never ever ever make and wear a whole bird dress. Sorry Bjork I know your talented and I love you music but this is too much!

But what can you do now? You could wear a hat with feather Like this. I know I would.

Or you can remove the bow and feather and replace with a brooch. Mind you I would probably purchase a black fedora.
(Vintage Boucher brooch)
(Vintage Sarah Coventry plumes see ad below)